WHEN MY PATIENT WON’T LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY, BUT THEN THE DOCTOR TELLS HER THE EXACT SAME THING
she’s just like,
:/

Never has there been a more true meme on tumblr.
(Source: miamimurse, via adenosinetriesphosphate)
she’s just like,
:/
A ground-breaking “infographic” by none other than THE Florence Nightingale. This particular one clearly displays the statistics which showed that more soldiers were dying from disease instead of wounds during the Crimean War.
Click the pic for more info about it, including some nifty “interactive” versions of the graphic.

its that blackhole of good pens known as the MD’s pockets.
This is why I carry around a cheap pen amongst my nicer pens. Y’know, from the 99 cent pack of pens, or a pharmaceutical company pen. It’s a pen I never use except for the sheer purpose of lending it out. If I don’t get it back, no biggie, because my nice pens are still safe :)
(I have yet to come up with an equivalent idea to protect my stethoscope… for now I just stalk/watch like a hawk/hunt down the docs who borrow mine because they forgot theirs…)
(via nurse-on-duty)
- I know I said I would try and swear less this year but bare with me: Fuck you. Ignorance.
I heard a patient’s family member say something similar to a nurse (You have ONLY two patients…) when I rotated through the ICU. The nurse said she only bit her tongue because I was a student. I had to bite my tongue as well, because not only was this person insulting all the ICU nurses and trying to ‘teach’ ME to not be like those nurses in my career, they were also complaining about the thread count of the hospital bed sheets…